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Pjosip

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Vanguard Backer
You ahd me at Carol of Bells.
I flippin love that song, probably my favourite.

Also am I the only one happy about drones becoming more and more popular?
 

Pjosip

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You should take a more "HD" image to showcase your proffesional equipment XD
Not even some dev sturios have that XD
 

calgoblin

Pathfinder Games
Goat Simulator patch notes... The devs of this "game" are clearly my kind of people :p

Goat Simulator 1.1 Patch notes


  • Added local splitscreen multiplayer
  • Added a new map, try it out in the “custom game” section
  • The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old
  • Humans consequently learned to speak. You’ll wish they hadn’t.
  • Added more goats
  • Isn’t this kid super cute? http://vimeo.com/95834056
  • Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don’t sue.
  • Added more powers
  • Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat
  • Poured several buckets full of Optimization™ into the game
  • Made sure no class differences exists in Goat City Bay
  • Added tons of achievements
  • You can now run along walls
  • You can now run up walls
  • Stand by for Goatfall
  • Changed batteries in our fire alarm
  • The Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.
  • The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.
  • The Humans have learned how to ride Goats
  • Enjoyed flappy goat
  • You can now buy hats for money
  • This woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click here
  • Fixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gear
  • Applying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.
  • Added VR support
  • Reverted hitbox of flappy goat
  • Made hitbox worse on flappygoat
  • Removed Flappy Goat, I hate that ****ing game.
  • Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.
  • Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patch
  • Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30
  • Just kidding.
  • Removed VR support
  • Ultra-realistic water simulation
  • Fire alarm still beeping
  • You can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled buoyant propulsion fashion.
  • Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.
  • Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.
  • We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.
  • Updated patch notes.
  • Added a lot of new sound effects.
  • Mary had a little ... GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!
  • There is a new game inside of the game, it’s called SteamWorld Goat.
  • Honored Notch
  • Changed batteries in fire alarm. Again.
  • Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn’t figure out how, can someone please tell us?
  • Patch notes now covers more than an A4.
  • Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes live, calm down
  • Game downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?
  • New patch?
  • Patch released today does anyone know what it does
  • Where are the patch notes
  • Fire alarm still beeping
  • Why is the patch so big?
  • Lazy devs.
  • If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?
  • Is this game worth it? Should I buy?
  • Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucks
  • I don’t like ___, please add an option to remove ___
  • Performed Satanic rituals to summon Phil Fish
  • Plz come back
  • Actually optimized the game a bit
  • What use are ladders when you can run on the walls?
  • I hate water
  • Played a whole lot of Wildstar
  • Volvo pls fix ___.
  • Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
  • Added Uncle Goat, I’m sorry about my Goat.
  • Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
  • Added five new colors, all of which are unseeable by the human eye.
  • We actually bought a stuffed goat head IRL for our office, we have no idea what to do with it.
  • Updated our Meta Score to 91/100.
  • Killed PC gaming
  • How long will the patch notes be?
  • Changed batteries in the other fire alarm
  • Increased Storm Spirit’s Static Remnant AoE by 15.
  • Ride a bike with a human on your back.
  • You can now play ragdoll goat hockey!
 

Koenigstiger

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[MENTION=147]VonMudra[/MENTION]

I wanted to ask if you've played Call of Duty World at War and what did you think of it?


*Maniacal laughter*
 

calgoblin

Pathfinder Games
I played it through twice. First alone. Then with a friend to show it to him. We then put it in a microwave. The microwave theatrics were fun.

I liked how realistically accurate the Nazi Zombies were. And it was actually really educational because before playing it I had never realised there was a zombie apocalypse during WW2! Perhaps we should get our own research going on this?
 

Pjosip

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Vanguard Backer
Not many people are informed of Nazi projects becuase of several reasons.
One of them is the fact Nazis burned many important documents towards the end of WW2, another ir that after taking Nazi scientists, US of A lounched a large-scale coverup operation of handling the Zombie crisis and aliminating all those aware of it.

Later on they continued the work in the US wich caused another incident described in the documentary "Dawn of the living dead".

Being a citizen of EU I naturally have access to higer level of education and have thus been informed about these history facts, however it is well known that United States are denying the existance of such facts and continue to teach their "Superior" version of WW2 where Hitler was the bad guy and all the Zombies Nazies were dealing with were actually described as "Jews" for to me unknown reason.
US Doctorine also avoids teaching students about Hitlers ambitious plans and lifestyle, like the fact he promoted healthy living by being a vegetarian, had plans of making a fast autobahn system across entire europe making travel 5x faster than it is today aswell as having big plans for new capital of the europe that would house all neccesary services in one place, allowing him to eliminate corruption and rising the standards in all european countries to high levels, aswell as employing allot of people that were normally dying out of starvation.
 
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Koenigstiger

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I liked how realistically accurate the Nazi Zombies were. And it was actually really educational because before playing it I had never realised there was a zombie apocalypse during WW2! Perhaps we should get our own research going on this?

I just finished it recently, there's some outcry for FPS games to return to ww2 in the mainstream light but no, not if these people want to capitalize on that just

"NEIN!, NEIN!, NEIN!"

I did enjoy playing the zombies mode with ww2 weapons though I will say, but the way the guns were modelled ruined that too :(

Playing the first mission

"ARISAKA, OH YES!" *fire it* "oh my god....what did they do to you ;_;"
 

calgoblin

Pathfinder Games
I did enjoy playing the zombies mode with ww2 weapons though I will say, but the way the guns were modelled ruined that too :(

Yeah the zombies coop was the best thing to come out of 'new CoD'. Literally played those four original maps for days.

By the way [MENTION=1564]Koenigstiger[/MENTION] you ruined my 'Like' count of 1111. I am thoroughly upset and will be launching a full investigation.
 

Koenigstiger

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Yeah the zombies coop was the best thing to come out of 'new CoD'. Literally played those four original maps for days.

By the way @Koenigstiger you ruined my 'Like' count of 1111. I am thoroughly upset and will be launching a full investigation.

B-But one step closer to 1337 D^:

Also Naga had 1944 likes the other day

The gods smile upon us!
 
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