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Who'd like a Russian Submarine?

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Feldmeijer

Feldmeijer

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Severodvinsk Submarine for Sale in Cobh,Cork

So, a Russian ex-naval captain of a Severodvinsk submarine didn't get paid for his last 9 months of service, so he's decided to dock his submarine in Cobh Port, Cork, in the Republic of Ireland, and, well, sell it. Either in exchange for a few thousand euros, or a house and car.

The submarine comes fitted with 24 cruise missiles, can stay at sea for two and a half months, and has space for 90 people.

Sure, it could all be a joke, but it's a hilariously convincing one at that. :)
 
General Naga

General Naga

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Pathfinder Games
Besides I don't know how good your Russian is but mine isn't good enough to distinguish forward from back let alone how to operate anything else!
 
Koenigstiger

Koenigstiger

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If hollywood has taught me anything it's that Capitalist pig means forward and Glorious motherland means backwards.

Not sure how up and down works though maybe Do svidaniya means dive and Spasiba Ivan makes it go back up.
 
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